Transylvania Off Road Competition: The Bears

Advertising Agency: McCann Erickson Romania
Creative Director: Adrian Botan
Art Director: Razvan Chifu
Copywriter: Catalin Dobre
Photographer: Marius Samoila
Additional credits: Alex “Bud” Deaconu
Published: August 2009

Bon Jovi Is Not Here!

In fiecare zi, pe blogul meu ajung diversi cetateni si cetatene in cautarea lui Bon Jovi.

News flash: Bon Jovi is not here!!!!!!!

Euro-English [All Over the Web]…

…But still funny

“European Commission has just announced an agreement where by English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English“.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

 The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter..
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

 During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

 Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.”

 

 

 *Any misspelling is voluntary!

 

 

 

To Be or Not To Be…DEAD!

Pentru cei care se  intreaba cine este mumia, ea este Donatella Versace [54 ani]. Bleahhhh!!!!!

O Alta Leapsa Funny

Leapsa, pe care am preluat-o de la Tavi, spune ca ar trebui sa scriu lucruri care incep cu initiala prenumelui meu (S from Scorpie…I mean from Simona )))…here it goes:

1.Nume : Simona

2.Câteva cuvinte din patru litere: schi, somn, sens, soare

3.Numele unui băiat: Steve
4.Numele unei fete: Sharon
5.O ocupaţie: secreatara
6.O culoare : sorcova

7.Ceva ce o sa porţi în viitorul apropiat: salopeta
8.Un nume de mâncare/ingredient: sarmale

9.Ceva ce găseşti în baie: spumant

10.Un loc: Seattle
11.Un motiv pentru întârziere: Secs
12.Ceva ce ai urla:Shittttttttttt!!!!!
13.Un titlu de film: Scarface
14.Ceva de baut: Sauvignon

15.Un grup muzical: Scouting for Girls
16.Un animal: Soarece

17.Un nume de stradă: Sperantei
18.O marcă de maşină: Saab
19.Titlul unei melodii: Smile like you mean it-The killers

Somebody Told Me…

Choose a singer/band/group.
Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.

The Killers, of cource

Are you male or female?
Human

Describe yourself.
Mr. Brightside

What do people feel when they’re around you?
Joy ride

How would you describe your previous relationship?
Goodnight, travel well

Describe your current relationship.
Romeo & Juliet

Where would you like to be now?
Sam’s town

How do you feel about love?
A dustland fairytale

What’s your life like?
This river is wild

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Why do i keep counting

Say something wise.

Smile like you mean it

Leapsa merge mai departe la UnuZero si la cine mai vrea s-o onoreze…

See ya

How Can We Make It Go Away?

O saptamana usoara!

Better Late Than Never!

Astazi am intrat in posesia albumului “Day & Age”, ultimul al celor de la The Killers, my babies . Ce sa zic? Reusit si foarte amuzant. M-am amuzat copios ascultandu-l, asa ca vi-l recomand cu toata caldura. Enjoy!

Aaaaa…ma mai amuz citind “Sex and the city”…the book. Life’s so beautiful!

Who’s The Real John The Revelator???

Shall I ask where’s the God damned democracy???

PS. De ce nu am vazut si la TV acest video???

Crime Scene Investigation